I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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