Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Randomize
