A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Are we still banned from the library?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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