He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
People with herpes should wear stickers.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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