Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I skipped work to stalk him.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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