is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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