shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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