Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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