I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I am in a vortex of obligation.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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