that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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