...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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