p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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