I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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