Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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