I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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