24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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