last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
We got so high we made milksteak
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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