Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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