next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
