People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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You dont lie about slip and slides
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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