Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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