so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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