what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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