i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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