I think scott just propositioned me for sex
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
What a dumb baby whore.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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