I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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