That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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