I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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