so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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