Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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