If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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