you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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