Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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