**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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