My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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