butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you win again, gameday.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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