We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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