i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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