you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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