The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Randomize
