Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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