why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
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I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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