sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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