you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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