You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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