He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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