Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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