i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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