who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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