I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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