Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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