Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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