i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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