is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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