She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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