After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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