Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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